being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)
One word for the humans: WHY!
Because humans are lazy, entitled jerks is why! As I always say, if you can’t handle and care for an animal 110% in their natural state YOU DON’T DESERVE TO OWN THEM.
Do not declaw your cats.
And don’t let your parents do it. Fight this—hard.
I’m against it but my apartment requires it.
Don’t get a cat then.